I am Iron--, Iro--, Man of Ir--, hehe, I am Iron Maiden!... No, that can't be right. No, of course I'm not drunk! Do you have any idea who I am?! I barely even had 1 drink and-- BLEEEECHHHHHHHH!
Oops... OKAY!! So maybe I had a sip or two from grandpa's old liquor cabinet, what of it?